If James Lipton starts to ask...

1.- What is your favorite word?

(colapso porque me gustan muchas palabras)

Virtud.

2.-What is your least favorite word?

(me muero de risa)

la-ga-ña.

3.-What turns you on?

Music/Words.

4.-What turns you off?

Errores ortográficos/ Paulo Coelho.

5.-What sound or noise do you love?

El sonido del mar al despertar.

6.-What sound or noise do you hate?

El de una mujer discutiendo.

7.-What is your favorite curse word?

Yaharooth!

8.-What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

Medicina.

9.-What profession would you not like to do?

Administración.

10.-If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

¿Al fin llegas? Me hiciste esperar demasiado, la cena está lista.